Things that are categorically better than Chinese Democracy

Really cute baby pigs:



Quick wits: Gentleman Jesse and His Men: If I Can See You

Fortune cookies:


Modernity:
The Modern Lovers: Modern World
The Exploding Hearts: Modern Kicks

Post-Modernity:



Fellow admirers of Daria Morgendorfer:

Beat Beat Beat: Sick Sad



"So long, Tonio. I could have loved you - if you weren't as red as the blood stain now spreading across the sand."

Red Spread!